News, events and discoveries of the Walkley Ways, Walkley Wars history project.
At night, in the mooning light
In the mooning light,
Going to the toilet was a terrible fright,
Seeing spiders ho ho ho,
Come on scaredy cat let’s go to the loo.
At dark when you’re in your bed you can hear cracking from the shed,
You go and look don’t know what to do,
Come on scaredy cat let’s go then.
When you are at work,
You look out the window like ho ho ho,
What a terrible day,
So I pack up today,
You go home singing like you are roasting,
Sat on the sofa you are,
Come on then let it start.
When you’re alone alone,
all alone alone,
whiv nothing to do,
come on then let’s say ho ho,
you go down the street looking at the shops thinking how are they going to be better.
I wake up in the middle of the night thinking I need the toilet tonight,
I creep into the bathroom,
Thinking no one is there.
But when I open the door someone is bare,
I look away thinking what to do,
Come on woman I need the loo.